Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
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