Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
It had freed up one GB of space.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
He said 'Thank you'.
Guns 'n Roses
About 5000 miles.
Because they ARRRRR
Aye Matey
