Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because he thought it wood look better!
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
About Ye big.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
With a seesaw
You'd think its R but it's actually the C
Removed
OC A receeding Herr line.
OC I think I'm feeling C6
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
