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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because they arrr!
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
I thought they only drive automatic
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
A snailor.
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
At the whale weigh station of course.
A pilot of course.
R and J
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
A buck an ear.
A buccaneer
