Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
Because they arrr!
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
By hare (air) mail.
Because he can see the D
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
OC A receeding Herr line.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Aye Matey!
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
