Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
In a Snow Den.
She thought he was too controlling.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
It was the Wong choice
Spring break.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
