Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because they got nun to love them
It had freed up one GB of space.
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
Luters.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Popcorn, of course!
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
They keep getting lost at sea.
Rhinos R Us
