Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Arrr make tea
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
In a Snow Den.
Postbox.
W'
I guess it's too grue-some.
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
In a skeptic tank.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Oc Because he cantaloupe.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Only 25...because there's Noel.
Because they spend years at sea.
