April Sale - 20% Off

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom