Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.