Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.