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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash