March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash