Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.