I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
I already know that
Are you ticklish?
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Very, very hungry.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
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He heard it was finger licking good.
Vietnom nom nom nom
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash