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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.