Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!