Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean