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Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Hyaaaaatt Jokes More Hyaaaaatt Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!