Pirates.
Spotafly.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
The Sound of Silence.
Two of my favorites are:
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Dewalts
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
Hitboxing!
Darth Jaeger
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Relative dating
Vietnom nom nom nom
Swish cheese.
Neverland Ranch.
A parent, Lee.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
LIESTRONG bracelets.
She had a ball
You a cinnamon.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
Women's Sports.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
WATAAAAAAAAAAA!
WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!
A Werehouse.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.