Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia