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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.