What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.