What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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It's a fugazi.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.