What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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Leonardo DiCabrio

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.