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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*