How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.