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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!