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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.