What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire