What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.