What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.