What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!