What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.