What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".