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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).