What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor