Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.