Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!