Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.