What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure