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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.