What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.