What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to