What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!