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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.