Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn