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Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.