Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud