Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!