BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Ba-na-na-naaa!
He was Haydn
He wanted to get his Car tuned
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH