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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.