Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.