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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.