Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.