Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.