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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.