Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.