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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.