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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.