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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.