Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean