Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.