Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean