Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.