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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.