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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.