What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh