What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh