What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.