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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh