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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*