Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?