Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!