Illuminati Jokes

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor