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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Bad Guy Jokes More Bad Guy Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?