Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"