Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Bad Guy Jokes More Bad Guy Jokes

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James