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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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He's looking over his shoulder

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The car salesman knows he is lying.

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She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Their stuff is always cut.

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I'm stuffed.

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He replied......It's hard

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Edward Snowed-in!

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Mooey Thai.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James