Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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They know how to raise the roof.

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Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Brownian Motion

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You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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He was stuffed.

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In the computerus.

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Formed a coustic d'tat

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James

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

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