Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?