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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.