What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.