What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.