I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Because it's harder to pick up.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Because we told them to.
Cotton mouth
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.