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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.