What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.