What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.