What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.