Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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