Cotton Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!