Cotton Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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