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Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Because it kept falling out.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.