How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.