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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)