What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.