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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor