What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Where does he get off?

Credit to Hampton Yount)

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor