What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor