What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)