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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Cross Product Jokes More Cross Product Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product