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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.