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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product