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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.