Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!