Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys)

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.