Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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His portrait only need one nail

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Rink injustice!

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Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.