Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!