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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.