Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.