Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.