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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.