Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!