Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
An udder failure.
RPG's
Too many cheetahs!
Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Jesus died on the cross
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
