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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.