Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
They didn't have enough pitchers.
They stop calling each other.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
A mouse organ!
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
They always get called for roughing.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He's always nailed to the boards....
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.