Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.