How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell jokes?

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.