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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.