You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
He was too far out man.
Because he was in de-Nile.
The pair with no sole.
Because he was absolutely ribbeting!
You don't, you go and grab him.
They say he made a mint.