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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.