How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.