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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.