What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!