What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.