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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet