Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!