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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)