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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!