Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.