Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet