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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.