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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Ultra Sound Guy Jokes More Ultra Sound Guy Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Hip Replacement Guy Jokes More Hip Replacement Guy Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.