What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy