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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy