What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.