What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!