What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.