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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!