What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy