Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...