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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.