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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.