What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.