They're all girls on fire.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
On Tinder.
She was maid in France!
A heroine addict.
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
The French army at the beginning of a war!
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
The Bible
Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"
Napoleon Blownapart!
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Fur traders!