Arc Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Love

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.