He was not an archdevil.
He pokmon!
In the Ark-Hives.
The carp-ark.
Ark-n-Saw.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
Joan of Ark
Mabul cake.
Propheteroles
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
In the Ark-hives.
They were looking for the ark tick.
The ark-hives.
He had a good ark.
In the ark hives
An ark-itect!
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
He only had two worms!
In a plastic bag.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
They couldn't they were adders!
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
They don't like getting close to the net!
A school shooter
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
In barkinglots.
Toad.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Holy Braille
He didn't have the guts to fart
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Attila the Bun.
Danke memes
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
