How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile