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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it