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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.