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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.