How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.