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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own