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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it