Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it