Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it