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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.