I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't know and I don't care.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
