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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.