Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.