Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.