I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
So they know where to stop shaving.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Because it had a 4-way.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Because they're no laughing matter.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.