Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.