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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.