Laugh Matter Jokes

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Joan Rivers Jokes More Joan Rivers Jokes

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.