Laugh Matter Jokes

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!