Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Because they're no laughing matter.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Dubai fours
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
A. Betty White.
Get a new robe!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Holmeless
My career is in Jeopardy!
Because his career was in ruins
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Aspirin sorry guys
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Use some antioxidants
Because they make up literally everything