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Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Boko Harambe
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Hawa-a-ai-i
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Hitboxing!