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Mental Abuse To Humans
He was just chasing tail.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Lost
I am a were
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.