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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.