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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging