Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging