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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging