Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging