I'll beheading out now.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hang on a minute.
Decap
He always leaves you hanging
By watching the noose.
He couldn't get a head.
She won't swallow
She had never learned to spell properly.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Pilatte
Decap.
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
Lorrypops.
Where else would she beheaded
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
