Executioner Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.