Executioner Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Decap Jokes More Decap Jokes

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.