Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.