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Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.