Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"