Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift