Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Moo Slim Jokes More Moo Slim Jokes