Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.