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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D