Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us