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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us