Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.