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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.