Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.