Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us