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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil