Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)