Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil