Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil