What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.