What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny