What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.