What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.